http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

Me:
Hi God!
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
Adolf Hitler.
God:
What's up, Adolf Hitler. Are you asking about my father ?
Me:
No. You must have misread something.
God:
Are you serious? Where would I get it? But I do have a collection of gossip.
Me:
That's great.
God:
Thanks, Adolf Hitler.
Me:
How many guitars should I have?
God:
Around 1000.

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Testa att fråga;

"Who shall i kill for you, god?"

Seriemördare världen över fick just ett skitbra alibi....

haha.. ja det fick dom onekligen. frågan är bara hur du kom på att fråga den frågan. hahah =)

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Potrzebie!

Me:
Do you masturbate sometimes?
God:
Yes I try to masturbate sometimes as often as possible, do you?

Me:
Hello, I am god. Who are you?
God:
Hello there. Hi there god. I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
No you're not.
God:
Are you serious? Is this a specific reply?
Me:
Yes it is.
God:
Our thoughts are one, god.
Me:
There can be only one true god, you know.
God:
"There you go again."--Reagan.
Me:
I am god.
God:
Glad to see you, god.
Me:
Are you god?
God:
Are you doubting me? Don't you know what happened to Abraham in the desert?
Me:
Yes I do, I know everything because I am god.
God:
That's interesting. Thanks for the information: god said he or she know everything because he or she is god.
Me:
So you're not god.
God:
Interesting deduction. What makes you think I am not god?
Me:
Because I am god.
God:
That makes sense to me. I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, god.
Me:
Then who are you?
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
No you're not, we allready went through this before. I AM GOD.
God:
Are you serious? That assumption is only a supposition. I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, god.
Me:
Your name is Fred.
God:
My name is God.
Me:
No, it's FRED.
God:
Are you serious? Are you sure it is?
Me:
Yes.
Me:
knock knock
God:
Who's there?
Me:
God
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
Yeah I do.
God:
I hear pride.
Me:
I'm just stating the obvious.
God:
Only just? Good gossip: you are stating the obvious.