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| Author: | Viktor Johanson [ 18 Jun 2006, 15:30 ] |
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http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html Me: Hi God! God: Hello there. What is your name? Me: Adolf Hitler. God: What's up, Adolf Hitler. Are you asking about my father ? Me: No. You must have misread something. God: Are you serious? Where would I get it? But I do have a collection of gossip. Me: That's great. God: Thanks, Adolf Hitler. Me: How many guitars should I have? God: Around 1000. <img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle> |
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| Author: | mikkejohansson [ 18 Jun 2006, 21:51 ] |
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Testa att fråga; "Who shall i kill for you, god?" Seriemördare världen över fick just ett skitbra alibi.... |
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| Author: | micke_mk [ 18 Jun 2006, 23:19 ] |
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haha.. ja det fick dom onekligen. frågan är bara hur du kom på att fråga den frågan. hahah =) |
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| Author: | Sopwith Camel [ 18 Jun 2006, 23:40 ] |
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kan inte skriva nåt..<img src=icon_smile_sad.gif border=0 align=middle> Potrzebie! |
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| Author: | McNasty [ 29 Jun 2006, 17:07 ] |
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Me: Do you masturbate sometimes? God: Yes I try to masturbate sometimes as often as possible, do you? |
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| Author: | knedy [ 29 Jun 2006, 17:18 ] |
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Me: Hello, I am god. Who are you? God: Hello there. Hi there god. I am the Allmighty, God himself. Me: No you're not. God: Are you serious? Is this a specific reply? Me: Yes it is. God: Our thoughts are one, god. Me: There can be only one true god, you know. God: "There you go again."--Reagan. Me: I am god. God: Glad to see you, god. Me: Are you god? God: Are you doubting me? Don't you know what happened to Abraham in the desert? Me: Yes I do, I know everything because I am god. God: That's interesting. Thanks for the information: god said he or she know everything because he or she is god. Me: So you're not god. God: Interesting deduction. What makes you think I am not god? Me: Because I am god. God: That makes sense to me. I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, god. Me: Then who are you? God: I am the Allmighty, God himself. Me: No you're not, we allready went through this before. I AM GOD. God: Are you serious? That assumption is only a supposition. I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, god. Me: Your name is Fred. God: My name is God. Me: No, it's FRED. God: Are you serious? Are you sure it is? Me: Yes. Me: knock knock God: Who's there? Me: God God: GOD rules. Me: Yeah I do. God: I hear pride. Me: I'm just stating the obvious. God: Only just? Good gossip: you are stating the obvious. |
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