En busschaufför kör ett lass med gamla pensionärer när en gammal dam kommer fram och knackar honom på axeln.
Hon erbjuder honom en handfull med jordnötter, vilken han tacksamt äter upp.
Efter ca. 15 minuter, kommer hon återigen och knackar honom på axeln och hon ger honom ännu en näve jordnötter.
Hon upprepar det här åtta gånger.
När hon kommer för nionde gången frågar han den lilla damen varför dom
inte äter upp jordnötterna själva, varpå hon svarar att det inte är möjligt på grund av deras gamla tänder, det går inte att tugga med dem.
Varför köper ni dem då ? frågar han förbryllat.
Varpå den gamla damen svarar "Vi älskar bara chokladen runt dem."

Orkar inte översätta...men jag hittade den här:

Women Timeline:
When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.

When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.

When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am now older and wiser, and am looking for a girl with big tits.


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